The names Breanna. I'm sadly from South Jersey therefore I praise a team of idiots who wear orange and black.

I also have a thing for the Blackhawks.

IM SO PISSED OFF MY FECKING KIM KARDASHIAN GAME RESTED I WAS A B LIST CELEBRITY DONT EVEN OH MY GOD KIM I SHOULD GET SOME OF THOSE KARDASHIAN COINS THIS IS SO AGGRAVATING

homerunsandhattricks:

You know strip poker?

What if there was strip hockey?

Just, “Whelp, other team scored a goal, guess our jerseys come off.”

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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BRANDON. STOP.